So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
“HOOMANS, PLEASE HALP, HOOMANS!”
(via whisker-diaries)
“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)
IM CRYING WITH REAL TEARS OF LAUGHTER MY INSIDE PARTS HURT SO MUCH WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via sinesbro)
Home made cosplay of the Iron Man Mark 7 suit shown off at animeland wasabi 2012
and all I can look at is the awesome creeper in the background. I want one for my room.
This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
god
(Source: lickypickystickyme, via reyseb)
women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
Dude, yes. Me and grumpy cat wants this more than my own life.
(via johncroftianlullaby)