Poker Face Alley

Ask me anything   Submit   I post things that are aesthetically pleasing to my artistic ideology with an unwavering expression. Besides reblogging things that sometimes matter to me, I post funny things, weird things, homoerotic drawings or fanart, Kpop, JRock, Mark Strong, TMR, art things and things with feels. My DeviantArt is TheAshFactor.

circusbones:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

“HOOMANS, PLEASE HALP, HOOMANS!”

(via whisker-diaries)

— 12 hours ago with 41132 notes

yesthatsmynaturalcolour:

“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)

IM CRYING WITH REAL TEARS OF LAUGHTER MY INSIDE PARTS HURT SO MUCH WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via sinesbro)

— 12 hours ago with 12542 notes

sinestrosmight:

hobbitsunite:

Home made cosplay of the Iron Man Mark 7 suit shown off at animeland wasabi 2012

and all I can look at is the awesome creeper in the background. I want one for my room.

— 22 hours ago with 73546 notes

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god 

(Source: lickypickystickyme, via reyseb)

— 1 day ago with 188990 notes
8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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— 1 day ago with 133942 notes

allons-ydraco:

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

osobigbear:

women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.

boycott humanity

Best post in the universe

Dude, yes. Me and grumpy cat wants this more than my own life.

(via johncroftianlullaby)

— 1 day ago with 136026 notes
#boycott humanity